Regan Smith, Author at The Tangential

• Use some variation of “I drink obscene amounts of coffee” or “1 part yogi, 1 part cat lover, 3 parts caffeine” in every bio ever.

• C..

Sexy Librarian Myth #1: Librarian will transform into totally hot babe upon removal of glasses, letting down of hair, and unbuttoning ..

Stage One: I envy your rhythm. You’ve got it, I don’t.

Stage Two: I muse on Steve Martin. I’ve watched The Jerk a grillion times no..