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The 1990s Project: Guided By Voices’ “Bee Thousand”
“Sitting out on your house, watching hardcore UFOs” begins Bee Thousand—the “most classic” in the slew of classic albums Guided By Voi..
The ten dumbest things I have ever done
1. Broke my arm sliding into home plate during a baseball game when I was 14. Yep, this happened. What should have been an easily scored..
How to Be an Average-Looking Male
1. On the weekends, make polo shirts and khakis your standard outfit. In the summer pair this ensemble with Teva or Keen sandals, in wint..
The Conspiracy That is … The Necktie
I have no aversion to getting dressed up. I actually like it. I spend 95% of my time dressing like a slob, so it’s nice to look good onc..