Matt Beachey, Author at The Tangential

Dear friends and family,

The Urban Outfitters team had a wonderful time last month stirring up controversy with a girl-on-girl kiss..

I don’t mind going to work: it’s the 45-minute commute that really gets me down.

I’ll stop talking as soon as I sense that you have..

Rice Krispie Bars
Like this schlock your mom whipped up for the game, you’re nothing but fluff. In five years everyone will realize ..

1. Stare at your own reflection in the blank screen. It will probably be very dim and non-descript. If you’ve ever been curious as to ..

Listen to me, dog: I am not afraid of you. That’s right, you collared, overfed mongrel. Countless generations of domestication have sh..

The entire family
“Kids, get dressed, it’s time to go to Cub. Your father’s been drinking. Hopefully he’ll stay in the car this time.” ..

I bought a pack of American Spirits a couple weeks ago and I’m only half way through it. I’ve been trying intermittently to pick up sm..