Author: Kat Kluegel
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Devices Your Optometrist Uses
Funtime wheely chair: So there you are in the tiny room, sitting in the chair, surveying the litany of Saw-like equipment surrounding you. Then a hairy man happily straddling a seat on wheels steers himself towards you with his pelvis, and before you know it you are kissing-distance from the man-pores and nostril hairs and minty-bad…
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Dude Characteristics That I Fetishize
A Signature Accessory. Historically, this has included aviator goggles, ascots, cufflinks, all manner of hats, and even obnoxious “Don’t Mess With Texas”-style belt buckles. But it could also be silly underpants, a monacle, or even a friendly little monkey with his own tiny beret. Just a touch of dandy in a man makes my eyebrows a-flutter.…