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Portrait of a Woman Who is the Opposite of My Real Mother
Phyllis switched to only Pinot when she found out that she was pregnant with me. Lord knows she needed something to deal with the news, ..
Things You Could Buy On Uncrate To Prove That You’re A Real Man
Uncrate is a website that helps men become better men. They suggest hep new products and services that rich men everywhere can get behind,..
Names My Parents Could Have Given Me if They Wanted Me to Be a Real Man
Bison
Slate
Coal
Gash
Jesus
Domino, Ruler of Women
Raw Paws McFatlip
Manifer
Todd Palin
–Jason Zabel used to paint his nails with clear ..
Head Convos: Garrison Keillor Edition
JASON: I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT GARRISON KEILLOR.
Jason: You’re not? And why’s that? Is it because he looks like a bulldog-rodent hybrid?
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