Author: Ian Power
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What I’m Actually Thinking When I’m Watching the Concert I’m Supposed to Review
Man, look at that dude holding his guitar…He looks cool as fuck…I wanna do that…Big time…I should go home and practice. Shit, what was that song called? Fuck, this is gonna mess up the setlist. Is this song 11 or 12? Is he talking? Oh wait the song hasn’t started yet…He was tuning… What’s he…
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A Day in the Life of a Failed Writer
8:15 A.M. -Wake up on the couch partially undressed but still wearing shoes -Look around, think about death -Clean up the various food stuffs that surround my body -Put Sriracha sauce back in the fridge -Hide evidence of my drinking -Plug in and turn on computer that died while watching an NBC rerun I’ve already…