What I’m Actually Thinking When I’m Watching the Concert I’m Supposed to Review
Man, look at that dude holding his guitar…He looks cool as fuck…I wanna do that…Big time…I should go home and practice. Shit, what was..
A Day in the Life of a Failed Writer
-Wake up on the couch partially undressed but still wearing shoes
-Look around, think about death
-Clean up the various f..