The Tangential

Don't be boring. Don't suck.

Author: Eric Wall

  • Side Effects The Makers of Latisse Don’t Want You to Know About

    Side Effects The Makers of Latisse Don’t Want You to Know About

    – After increased usage, Latisse may cause an unsafe rise in the number of people who look at your eyes, making the 10 grand spent on your new rack utterly wasteful. – Eyelash growth was uncontrollable in some of our laboratory tests, leading to a few Rapunzel-esque cases. – While increased brown pigment in the…

  • Awesome/Horrible Things From My Childhood That Technology Will Kill

    Awesome/Horrible Things From My Childhood That Technology Will Kill

    Book Orders Nothing was better then paging through the shadily printed catalogues in search of the rad Goosebumps book caddy, or wondering how cool Sim Copter actually was. Wristwatches When I used to wear a watch, it was usually with a sense of both bravado and irony. Saturday Morning Cartoons Sooner or later kids are…

  • How to Get a TLC Reality Show

    How to Get a TLC Reality Show

    It’s actually a simple equation: Mildly attractive female (in the 5-7 range) + a super manly job. Proof? Observe – the women of channels 59-61 Flying Wild Alaska (Discovery): Ayla Tweto Ice Road Truckers (History): Lisa Kelly Stormchasers (Discovery): Sons of Guns (Discovery): Stephanie Hayden Man Woman Wild (Discovery): Ruth England I honestly think this…