Author: Alix Nettnay
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The Post-Breakup Slutty Period: A Road Map
The last time you chose a significant other, you did so carefully. He had a twinkle in his eye that caught your attention from across the room. He was wearing an outfit that highlighted his casual cool attitude, and had a great one-liner that snagged your interest and left you wondering who this charming stranger…
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Top Ten Sadomasochistic Things I Do When I’m Back Home in My Small Town
Casually toss out a message to my ex-boyfriend just to see what he’s up to. I didn’t actually want to know he is living a successful life and dating Miss Hawaii with DD tits. Check people.com every five minutes to see if pics of Kim Kardashian’s wedding are up yet. Wonder why I care/if anybody…