Author: Ali Kehoe
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Women Are Lying About Not Liking Porn
I’m not really concerned with how much porn the men in my life watch. Do you, baby – I’m not your mom. I mean, if you’re watching YouJizz clips on your phone over brunch, yeah, we’re definitely breaking up. It’s sort of how I feel about playing videogames and smoking weed – you like it…
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How To Assess A Potential Bro Hook Up Based on How Many Bros He Brings to the Bar
Bros have a bad rep for a good reason. Their exaggerated macho behavior suggests serious overcompensation, but hey, they’re kind of fun to sleep with sometimes. For those of us who don’t have a lot of bro-friends, it can be intimidating to try to fuck one. The worst case scenario (aside from horrible sex) is having your…
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What Both Sexes Mean When They Say “I Love You”
Girls: I want to be with you all the time, and I’ve completely negated/discounted the emotional value of my previous relationships, because you are better than my ex. I care enough about you that I would sacrifice something large in my life for your circumstances or goals. I would change a lot of things in my…