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Tani Party: Little-Known B-Sides from Ani DiFranco & Tammy Wynette
A lot of people don’t know about these lesser known hits from singer-songwriters, 90s’ indie queen, Ani DiFranco, and vintage country darling, Tammy Wynette. Enjoy them today. From Ani DiFranco’s Criterion Collection: She Ate A Bird Why Blring Goes My String Kokopelli (How Dare You) Slouch Hat Educate Yourself In My Pregnant Pause And Body…
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Other Important Things I Was Attending to During the Career of Your Latest Short-Lived Indie Band
Nine months ago: One night, while I was listening to classical music and cleaning my oven, I noticed your Facebook status: “Got together with some new guys tonight to jam. Project might be down the road. Really stoked.” I didn’t pay much attention, figuring your last three or four efforts had remained convincingly “basement” status….
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How “The Misfits” Does Everything “Lost” Tried to Do, and Does it Better
I watched every single episode of “Lost” just to make sure that I was informed in my decision to rate it as “sucky.” Out of boredom, I’ve been watching “The Misfits” on Hulu, and after an impressive episode about time traveling to kill Hitler, it occurred to me that it is the perfect version of…
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Oscar Categories that Should Exist
-Best old guy who should probably get an award before he dies -Attendee who looks like she ate the most placentas, thus rendering herself inexplicably young -Best person in audience who can explain what sound mixing is -Hottest mom who accompanied her famous son as a date -Most creepily precocious/gluten-free child actor -Announcer who clearly…
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How to Tell if Your Friend is From the Future, Come Back to Alter the Space-Time Continuum
1. Pectorals The first place to look is the pectorals, which are the one body part that changes most over time. Do they look firmer than they did just before? Suddenly saggy? This could be an indicator that your friend is back from 4 years into the future, where either a tragic mistake has rendered…
