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Does it Mean You’re Dumb if You’re Bad at Trivia?
This question has been on my mind lately – by that I mean every Wednesday night, as I contribute next to nothing to a trivia team I go to mostly because it’s an excuse to eat chicken fingers. Let me back up: I like the idea of trivia. Learning while drinking? Those are two of…
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Why the Utter Failure of “Project X” is More Terrifying Than If It Had Actually Succeeded
The most noteworthy achievement of party-rocking send-up Project X is that the garden gnome (whose fingers are permanently flipping the bird) doesn’t end up stuck conspicuously on a kitchen table or on a book shelf at film’s end as the unwitting parents of the party boy inspect the house for signs of shenanigans. Instead, they…
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Live-Blogging the AWP 2012 Conference: Days 2 and 3
10:00 AM Saturday: “Let’s pick a really great place to eat brunch in Chicago!” 11:00 AM Saturday: “This place is supposed to be the best. And they have a Bloody Mary bar!” “How far is it?” “Well, we’d have to take the train.” 12:00 PM Saturday: “This Mexican place was totally worth the two-block walk….
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Live-Blogging the AWP 2012 Conference: Day 1
9:00 AM Friday: “Jay, can we smoke in your mom’s car?” “No.” “Can we eat in your mom’s car?” “Yes.” 10:00 AM Friday: “Aaaugh, that guy with a ladder in the back of his pickup just pulled in front of us! This is like Final Destination!” 11:00 AM Friday: “Aaaugh, we’re driving into fog! This…
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What Women Think About Porn
I obviously can’t speak for all women here – I’m sure there are some out there who, if they discover you watching porn, will consider it cheating and write to Cosmo about it before angry-baking all night to deal. But most of us realize that most of you – men – watch it, download it…
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A Guide for Drinking Responsibly With Your Parents
My mom doesn’t drink. Rumor is she once had a white-wine spritzer and passed out, feet-up, as an ambitious undergrad at a law school party in Des Moines. And my dad mostly kept the same 5-to-6 bottles of Rolling Rock in our fridge for most of my high school career. I’m not sure if this…