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Mountain Range or Hipster Baby Name?
Ahmer Pirin Amaro Ruby Atlas Wicklow Rif Bale Entoto Pioneer Elk Rila Golden Everett Erta Kilimanjaro Driftless Area Stone Bruce Kipengere Lebombo Franklin Joy Castle Clearwater Kokanee Davis Laguna Owl Mahale Pare Kuray Madison Owen Stanley Boulder Pamir Sierra Pierce Tian Shan Sesvenna Bear River Dauphine Selasitsa Harz Massiff Pelly Blue – Chrissy Stockton is…
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How to Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day When You’re One-Sixteenth Irish
• Wear green shoelaces. • Put a spoonful of Lucky Charms in your Cheerios. • Gargle with Jameson, then spit it out. • Listen to Bonnie Raitt sing “A Stór Mo Chroí” with the Chieftains. • Look at the Blarney Stone. Think about walking over and saying hi. • Instead of watching a whole parade,…
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How Moral is Having Children?
The Rick Santorum-fueled war on contraception stakes its argument in morality. According to God and the Bible and the Pope and all the sources that the kinda-monotheistic religion of Christianity listens to, contraception is wrong. Why? Because women are only supposed to have sex for the purpose of having children. If it’s for pleasure, it…
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Gen X to Millennials: Quit Making Us Look Good
Published online in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, the study finds Millennials (born 1982-2000) more civically and politically disengaged, more focused on materialistic values and less concerned about helping the larger community than Generation X (born 1962-1981). (USA Today, March 16) God damn it! This is the last straw. You’ve been able to…
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Transcript from a Phone Sex Conversation Between Two Lawyers
Lawyer One: I have my pants off, for a limited time only. Degree of close shave throughout various areas of my legs and genitals may vary. Lawyer Two: You know that promotes increased bloodflow to my genitalia, helping to encourage and sustain an erection. You should receive photographic evidence within moments. Lawyer One: My bra…
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Things I’ve Never Done
What? Me? No, I’ve never done these things, no way. I’ve never been neurotic about my hair, getting gray hair or having bad hair or anything about my hair. With me and hair, it’s always been copacetic. At my first job out of college, I never laid down on the floor of a house (which…