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Signs You’re Getting Too “Meta”
-You spend national holidays thinking about cliché ways to celebrate holidays. -You make Siri transcribe a text apologizing about how Siri totally sucks at spelling. -You find yourself contemplating whether or not Ron Artest uses “meta” correctly or exactly what he means by that. -You find yourself craving alcohol while you’re already drinking. -You tweet…
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The Tangential Answers MORE Cosmo Readers’ Questions
My guy doesn’t make as much money as I do. I like to go to nice dinners and I’m fine paying for them, but it annoys him. How do I get him to lose the attitude? It could be that he gets sick of eating vegan sushi with tapioca smoothies all the time, but when…
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My Stream of Consciousness While Surrounded by Tweens at a GROUPLOVE Concert
Oh no, I’m at the wrong concert. Did I buy tickets to iCarly? I’m pretty sure she sings. This could be her concert. I’m having a stroke, I forgot my own age. When was I born? Was I even cognitively conscious in the 90s? Just let me be a 90s kid! Compared to them, I…
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What Your Summer Vacation Says About You
You’re going to Hawaii … again! You have rich parents and enjoy toe rings. You vacation to invest in your tan rather than to see the sights of the world. You probably have some other fund that you use to see the sights of the world. You have dated someone who has been in a…
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Single People and Their Coupled Friends: A Lifetime of Meaningful Conversations
8-year-old single person: Wanna play video games? 8-year-old single friend: Cool. 12-year-old single person: Wanna go to the mall? 12-year-old coupled friend: Okay, maybe, but lemme text to see who’s gonna be there, because we kinda promised to hang out today maybe I don’t know I’M SO NERVOUS!!! 17-year-old single person: Wanna go to this concert?…
