
My Dog’s Threat Level Rankings
RED ALERT
-Moms pushing strollers on walks
-Unexpected Amazon package on stoop
-Hissing cat
-Free chair on someone’s curb
-Halloween decoration of zombie woman with hole through her stomach
ORANGE ALERT
-Small dogs being walked past house
-Unfamiliar stairs
-Any dog seen from inside the car
-Statue of dog butt with head seemingly buried in ground
YELLOW ALERT
-Coat rack that falls down sometimes
-Apple product cords being tugged on
-Light from cell phone reflected on wall
-Halloween decorations of bats in trees
-Miniature flags in yards
DOES NOT POSE THREAT
-Halloween decoration of zombie man in Old Navy fleece
-Large dogs that resemble guardians of hell
-Any creepy looking man on a walk
-Cats that are not hissing
-Flying up stairs without looking while chasing toy
By Becky Lang