My Dog’s Threat Level Rankings

My Dog’s Threat Level Rankings


RED ALERT

-Moms pushing strollers on walks

-Unexpected Amazon package on stoop

-Hissing cat

-Free chair on someone’s curb

-Halloween decoration of zombie woman with hole through her stomach

ORANGE ALERT

-Small dogs being walked past house

-Unfamiliar stairs

-Any dog seen from inside the car

-Statue of dog butt with head seemingly buried in ground

YELLOW ALERT

-Coat rack that falls down sometimes

-Apple product cords being tugged on

-Light from cell phone reflected on wall

-Halloween decorations of bats in trees

-Miniature flags in yards

DOES NOT POSE THREAT

-Halloween decoration of zombie man in Old Navy fleece

-Large dogs that resemble guardians of hell

-Any creepy looking man on a walk

-Cats that are not hissing

-Flying up stairs without looking while chasing toy

By Becky Lang

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