Automated Messages You Can Use BroApp to Send to Your Best Bro
“Sup, bro.”
“How was your day, bro?”
“What side’s it hanging on today? I’m leaning starboard.”
“Got some beers, bro? I’ve got a coupla bongos.”
“What Axe scent did you go with today, bro? I went with Touch, but I think I’m feeling Phoenix for Tuesday.”
“You’re in my thoughts, bro. :)”
“What has two thumbs and isn’t using them to send this text?”
“Skype me, bro.”
“Can’t wait to fist-bump with u tonite.”
[randomly chosen Vanilla Ice lyrics]“DA BEARS”
“Want to get some wings later, bro? Don’t wuss out on me!”
“Miss u, bro.”