I’m gong to start a photo blog titled Foods People Wear Around Their Necks to Beer Fests.
— Kristi Kruger (@EvolutionKristi) October 12, 2013
“Same.” – me as a middle school counselor
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) October 10, 2013
several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost
— lawblob (@lawblob) October 10, 2013
Sorry I’m late for work, boss. I asked for pumpkin beer at the biker bar and the gang cut off my arms and legs.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) October 9, 2013
that moment in class when you’re mid-coffee boner and almost feel the need to participate
— CALANDRA (@calandramcd) October 7, 2013
Watching dozens of adults frantically run for the ferry is probably the best way to start a Monday morning
— Jacqueline Grace (@_jacquelinegc) October 7, 2013
Sometimes kids act like long-play GIFs.
— Kate Petersen (@KateLPetersen) October 4, 2013
Vine is Twitter for extroverts.
— Jason Zabel (@jasonzabel) October 4, 2013
anyone else have a set of “weekend” keys, that are just a house key and a bottle opener keychain? no? just me?
— Kyle Matteson (@solace) October 4, 2013
Remember what life was like before drive throughs and we had to get out of our cars like animals?
— Holly Manthei (@HollyManthei) October 4, 2013
seems embarrassing that lance bass couldn’t raise enough money to go to space
— Rachel Pattycake (@racheltacobell) October 4, 2013
I still think Miley’s new thing is just being artistic but then again I thought Amanda Bynes was Joaquin Phoenixing up until like yesterday
— Becky Lang (@leckybang) October 4, 2013
Sometimes I miss drinking cus it gives you something to do. Like taking a bath. Who wants to do that? But drunk bath. There’s a good time.
— Juliet Escoria (@julietescoria) October 3, 2013
Im going to be Oreo’s social team for Halloween and insert myself into everyone’s conversations
— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) October 2, 2013
anna karenina was basically just down to fuck and down to die and frankly i can get on board with that
— amelia (@amelialikesyou) October 2, 2013
people click links for the same reason they fuck, man. that’s what’s going on underneath it all.
— Molly McAleer (@molls) October 2, 2013
– Compiled by @JayGabler