I’m gong to start a photo blog titled Foods People Wear Around Their Necks to Beer Fests.

— Kristi Kruger (@EvolutionKristi) October 12, 2013

“Same.” – me as a middle school counselor

— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) October 10, 2013

several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost

— lawblob (@lawblob) October 10, 2013

Sorry I’m late for work, boss. I asked for pumpkin beer at the biker bar and the gang cut off my arms and legs.

— Jason Miller (@longwall26) October 9, 2013

that moment in class when you’re mid-coffee boner and almost feel the need to participate

— CALANDRA (@calandramcd) October 7, 2013

Watching dozens of adults frantically run for the ferry is probably the best way to start a Monday morning

— Jacqueline Grace (@_jacquelinegc) October 7, 2013

Sometimes kids act like long-play GIFs.

— Kate Petersen (@KateLPetersen) October 4, 2013

Vine is Twitter for extroverts.

— Jason Zabel (@jasonzabel) October 4, 2013

anyone else have a set of “weekend” keys, that are just a house key and a bottle opener keychain? no? just me?

— Kyle Matteson (@solace) October 4, 2013

Remember what life was like before drive throughs and we had to get out of our cars like animals?

— Holly Manthei (@HollyManthei) October 4, 2013

seems embarrassing that lance bass couldn’t raise enough money to go to space

— Rachel Pattycake (@racheltacobell) October 4, 2013

I still think Miley’s new thing is just being artistic but then again I thought Amanda Bynes was Joaquin Phoenixing up until like yesterday

— Becky Lang (@leckybang) October 4, 2013

Sometimes I miss drinking cus it gives you something to do. Like taking a bath. Who wants to do that? But drunk bath. There’s a good time.

— Juliet Escoria (@julietescoria) October 3, 2013

Im going to be Oreo’s social team for Halloween and insert myself into everyone’s conversations

— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) October 2, 2013

anna karenina was basically just down to fuck and down to die and frankly i can get on board with that

— amelia (@amelialikesyou) October 2, 2013

people click links for the same reason they fuck, man. that’s what’s going on underneath it all.

— Molly McAleer (@molls) October 2, 2013

– Compiled by @JayGabler