
Pinterest Boards that Capture my True Essence
-What I Want my Boyfriend to Wear Instead of Flannel
-Things I Tell People I “Absolutely Love” so They’ll Like Me
-For My Future, Organically-raised Children that Probably Love Vegetables and Mozart
-For the House I Will Never Afford
-Places I Want to Have Sex with a Hunky Man
-Ideas for my Wedding to Ryan Gosling
-Healthy Shit I Should be Eating
-Clothes I’d Wear When I’m not Enjoying Sweatpants
-Cheap/Easy Stuff I Could Make Look Really Expensive and Give as Gifts
-DIY Things I’ll Never Ever Make but Appreciate Anyway
-Hello Kitty Things I Can Eat
-What My Body Might Look Like if I Quit Eating Immediately After Workouts
-Art to Copy and Say I Thought of
-Lamps with Shit Glued to Them
-Lots of the Same Picture of Picture Frame Arrangements on Walls
-Fluffy Places my Cat Would Like to Sleep
-Everything I Could Potentially Make from a Mason Jar
-Red Velvet Everything aka Stuff I Don’t Mind Getting Fat from
-Bookshelf Porn
-Heidi Thomasoni judges her friends based on their Pinterest boards.