This Just In!

This Just In!


Greek yogurt is the new feta cheese!

The environment is the new third world!

Polygamy is the new quintuplet family!

Gluten-free is the new low carb!

Microbrews are the new fine wine!

Kristin Wiig is the new Tina Fey!

The Hitler Youth is the new sexy bed head!

Dry shampoo is the new Bump-It!

Wasps are the new sparrow!

Soy candles are the new fragrance diffuser!

Feathers are the new hair extensions!

Collagen is the new Botox!

Quinoa is the new lentil!

Pillow Pets are the new Snuggie!

Androgynous is the new edgy!

QR codes are the new app!

Local is the new organic!

Stylish sexism is the new nostalgia narrative!

Protest is the new apathy!

Pantyhose are the new leggings!

The waxed mustache is the new overgrown beard!

Co-op is the new non-profit!

Pistachios are the new almonds!

Less is the new more!

Lists are the new essay!

– Katya Karaz

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