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Cultural Studies, Kiss My Ass

Today my writerly friends have been gleefully tossing around a blog post by The New Yorker‘s Alex Ross, in which Ross looks back and shakes his head at “my Derridean period,” going so far as to present an extended quote from a deconstructionist college essay about The Shining that’s actually so well-written, if comments were enabled on the New Yorker site, Ross would surely be called out repeatedly on his #humblebrag.

By the time I started grad school in sociology in 1999, Derrida, Foucault, and their intellectual bedfellows had been clustered together into a discipline called “Cultural Studies,” and I guess it’s my own #humblebrag to say that I was never much in thrall to any of them. I was jealous that they got to publish entire books dissecting TV series and 19th century novels in social context, but I was always annoyed that their analyses were primarily of the armchair variety.

This is not to dismiss the amount of research and expertise that scholars in cultural studies bring to bear on their monographs, nor is it to assume that Derrida, Foucault, or any of the other thinkers to be found in the Cultural Studies section of your local university bookstore would necessarily find that to be to be the most appropriate shelving. But the beast that is Cultural Studies today doesn’t care: it wants them anyway. Per Wikipedia: “Cultural studies approaches subjects holistically, combining feminist theory, social theory, political theory, history, philosophy, literary theory,media theory, film/video studies, communication studies, political economy, translation studies, museum studies and art history/criticism to study cultural phenomena in various societies.”

Any academic discipline stands on the shoulders of its forerunners, but the most useful disciplines incorporate those forerunners into a fresh synthesis that yields fresh insights, inspiring new questions. Cultural Studies just throws a lot of provocative ideas into the kitchen sink and invites people to think high-mindedly about low culture. (If you even think about running at me with one of the several long histories of the concept of “low culture,” I’m warning you that I’m ready to defend myself—not intellectually, but physically—with my paperback edition of The Sociology of Philosophies.)

If the human brain is the most complex thing known to exist, then human culture—the interaction, over time, of bilions of human brains—is orders of magnitude more complex still. So it’s easy to find something to say about culture, but it’s difficult to prove that something right or wrong. You can spend a lifetime shuffling through texts (written, visual, ideological, or whatever) to find new layers of meaning, assumption, and intention beneath them, but to what end? Ross eloquently describes the poststructuralists as “virtuosos of doubt,” and the best work in this tradition reads like a grand, seductive conspiracy theory: nothing is as you assume! You think you’re pulling strings, but you’re actually being pulled! Trust no one!

When I’d tell people of an academic bent that I was studying the sociology of culture, they’d often come charging through that conversation opening with their Derridean (or, more commonly, Foucaultian or Bhaban or Lacanian or Gramscian) knives drawn, fired by a weird confidence that some obscure anecdote regarding the invention of indoor malls or the distribution of pamphlets in 19th-century Berlin holds the absolute key to understanding Britney Spears. Someone’s behind it all! But who? As with Chomsky’s political, er, theory, Cultural Studies texts typically end up chasing their own tails until they turn into butter for the turtlenecked class to spread, scowling, on their scones.

The Cultural Studies project has been a notable success at being a success, but has it actually explained anything? I mean really explained it, not just detailed the concrete evolution of this, that, or the other medium or genre or text. As sociologists, we read Foucault and Derrida and Gramsci and used their ideas to inspire empirical investigations with real, testable hypotheses that could be proven right or wrong. If a text doesn’t provide ideas that you can test—systematically, scientifically test, not just dig up illustrative anecdotes regarding—then what’s its use?

Well, you can aways use it to prop your door closed. But don’t worry—I won’t try to force my way in. Enjoy your scone, and your Spears.

Jay Gabler

3 responses to “Cultural Studies, Kiss My Ass”

  1. […] with the cultural studies program. In many senses, I agree with points in Jay Gabler’s essay Cultural Studies, Kiss My Ass. Mostly, I agree that the field’s high-minded, inaccessible semantics can be training 101 in […]

    1. Shelby Avatar
      Shelby

      Three Reasons Cultural Studies is Not Fucking Useless.

      As a Cultural Studies major, I feel it is my duty to stand up for it as an academic discipline (though I am already running into issues with semantics and I’m not even finished with my first fucking sentence).

      Before I delve into this list though, let me premise this short piece with a disclaimer: yes, my Cultural Studies studies (see what I did there?) have taught me that run-ons are good, the more 9+ letter words you use (ambiguously) the better, and that I am a social and academic elite due to my choice of study. However, I’ve chosen to, for the most part, reject these things, as have a number of my colleagues. I mean, yeah, there are pretentious uppity bitches tramping around the department in their UO clothing but hey, those bitches are in every department so hop off.

      1. Cultural Studies is not an “academic discipline. It’s an academic endeavor to study as many different disciplines as possible at one time. It’s the attempt to study totality, to study the whole, to reject the notion that one can even begin to be an expert in such-and-such a field. I’m sorry, but you’re never going to learn everything about one thing. You will never be an expert. So quit trying.

      2. Along those same lines, when you submit to majoring in one discipline (biology, English literature, mathematics, astronomy) you are perpetuating our society’s system of dividing labor. Everyone today is “specialized” in one way or another. This, of course, is useful in some ways…but entirely detrimental in others. We can’t help ourselves anymore- we pay someone else to help us. We pay someone to make shit for us (that we probably don’t need) instead of making it ourselves. Sure, it helps the economy. But that’s because our “economy” came after the division of labor. The economy is based on the division of labor. And isn’t that what everyone’s worried about right now? The economy? Fuck, that’s not the problem. The problem is that no one can do anything accept one thing so it’s impossible for us to see the big picture. I’m like, dude, they (yeah, ya know… “they”…The Man) did that on purpose.

      3. People are griping about how Cultural Studies doesn’t offer answers. To this I say, “Hell yeah, we do not.” We go further, too: we don’t even give people testable hypotheses. You can bitch all you want but let me tell you something: Life doesn’t have an answer. There is no right and wrong. (No, science doesn’t offer you right or wrong—it says “Yo, this is our guess to what’s making the stars go boom right now.) Questions sometimes lead to answers but more times they just lead to more questions. And that’s life. The Scientific Method isn’t going to help you navigate the waters of the Real World, it’s going to teach you that everything’s black and white. Then, when you’re like 60 or whatever you’re finally going to have enough life experience to realize that, fuck, the whole world’s gray and I’ve been wasting my fucking time with this bullshit Method. And then you’re going to light a joint and suck down some more applesauce because that’s what retirement is like.

      1. Ben Avatar
        Ben

        Shelby’s third point is why I think cultural research shouldn’t be funded, it doesn’t offer answers. To quote Shelby, “the whole world’s gray…” They freely admit that there are no answers in the area of their dabbling. I would go further to postulate that nothing I consider good has come out of cultural studies. All that cultural studies has accomplished is the waste of money and minds in the useless pursuit of acknowledging that we have no clue what we are talking about in the most obfuscated terms possible.

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