Bonjour my little golden internet tater tots! EWWIRU is BACK and wackier than ever! But it’s also going to be a little bit shorter than ever because based on the (non) feedback I got from two weeks ago (very good reason for missing last week), I decided that people probably don’t care much about my pithy intros, with their problems and solutions, and that readers just want to see the links. You know like in that movie Gerald McGuire’s where the Latino gentleman keeps saying “SHOW ME THE LINKS!!” and then he takes off his shoes and socks and throws them in the air? Just imagine that old, familiar scene.
Let’s frackin’ go.
Items of Interest Week of 4/27 – 5/3
Just like you, Leo takes his feet wherever he goes.
Have a cough and live in Florida? Decide to wisely take the syrup route instead of the drop route. Just trust me on this one.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Click only if you wish your dreams to be far, far more terrifying. Doll wise.
Double Dream Hands guy is back and bandier than ever.
Haters gon’ hate, I suppose. But why on my most favorite of all shellfish. WHY??
Finally, if you have an hour to spare today and you like listening to accomplished, shiny-haired ladies talk about pretty interesting things, then I’ll recommend this:
Love,
Emily Weiss
Photo via Melissa Dixon
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