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Items of interest week of 3/30 (Shut UP) – 4/6

Problem: You get sad when you think about how at the end of his last work day, the guy who played the Green Ranger just had to hang up his reptilian helmet, slowly strip off the spray painted breast plate pieces, pull back his long beautiful hair into a thick French braid, and go to bed wondering if he would ever work again.

Solution: Catch up with him and all his buddies in one place, FINALLY.

Problem: As a powerful executive at Expert Village, it’s your job to seek out the best and most talented experts from around the country to share their deep and mysterious knowledge via webcam. This week you forgot.

Solution: Grace Fitzpatrick and her ill-fitting blazer of sadness.

Problem: The baseball league you play for has gotten far too modern. They have forgotten about a simpler time when baseball was less about wraparound sunglasses and more about puffy pants.

Solution: Play for one of the MANY vintage base ball (as they call it) teams across the country. Like the Ground Squirrels. The good news is that you don’t need even need a base ball glove (unless you’re playing a post-1870s variant).

Problem: You have no idea what an appropriate age range for dating is.

Solution: Just span ’em all and place a personal ad in the New York Review of Books Personals Section.

– Emily Weiss will promise to try harder to BE ON TIME next week. Just like a child in a gymnastics class.

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