Natalie Berkley
TagTypes of Married Couples
The ones who never gave up. There were a lot of times when it seemed like this relationship might not work out—the 32 breakups, those ..
Anatomy of a Protester
Beard: Your beard is a way to show everyone who encounters your face how committed you are to saving the white rhino. You started grow..
Slutty Words of the English Language
Geode: You’re a mass-produced volcanic rock easily broken apart by children to reveal polished crystals, commonly sold in state park g..
Things You May Have Forgotten About Being Single
Freedom is tits. You can lay whoever you want, buy the Reese’s Puffs cereal your ex thought was “juvenille and unhealthy,” or move to ..
10 Reasons Your Anxiety is Awesome
Millions of Americans live with generalized anxiety disorder, an illness memoirist and blogger Jenny Lawson describes as “basically li..
Apartment Neighbors: The Spectrum from Low-Frequency to High-Frequency
Low-frequency neighbors
Randy Rennt: Randy is your landlord, though he only remembers this on occasion. Half cross-eyed, bespectacl..
Bad Decisions I Explored So You Don’t Have To
–Attempting to drink 21 shots on my 21st birthday
Everyone tries this. You have Sam Adams who gets to 25, and Allie Alltalk who makes..
If U.S. Presidents Were Disney Characters
John F. Kennedy: Prince Eric
John and Eric grew up royally and spent their childhoods sitting on ornate palace balconies, wistfully l..
Etiquette Stipulations for Attending a Professional Choral Concert
1. Hand over the money. The River Glory Singers only accept cash, in exactly the amount due. If you don’t have exact change, the Singe..
A Self-Administered Morning Pep Talk
Good morning, shithead. Seems like staying up until 2 a.m. drinking beer and watching Workaholics isn’t doing much for your complexion..
Things That Will Never Change
Shitty stuff. Your car will break down, your pets will die.
Exclamation marks in porno titles. It’s never Gemini Starr Gets Rammed,..
Ways I’ll Inadvertently Torture My First Roommates After Years of Living Alone
I will redecorate. Hey guys! I’m here with all my stuff! Sorry to dump four lumpy futons in the living room, but I already filled the ..