Kelsey McDonough
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Some Sucky Things About Being Norwegian
Things I Don’t Feel Old Enough To Be Doing By Myself
Is there a harsher glare than that of the haggard liquor store cashier’s questioning eyes? I think not. The minute I walk..
Football Snacks in Terms of Respectability
You brought nachos?! You are the best type of human. Everyonelikes nachos. They’re my third favorite Mexican import (behind M..
Confessions of a Bad Roommate
I don’t like spending my hard earned money on things that aren’t either sparkle nail polish or edible, so when it’s my turn to buy toile..
How to Execute a Great Reality TV-Themed Halloween Costume
Hoarder
Face paint isn’t gonna cut it for this one. You’ll need actual dirt and expired food to rub all over your body and maybe eve..
How to be a Recluse at the Gym
So you want to join a gym. Good for you! Exercise is apparently pretty good for you. Your main reservation, however, is that, like any..
What Will Happen To Current “Biggest Loser” Contestants When They Get Skinny?
Patrick is a crier, which is a huge turn-off. Thank god he’s got that soul patch to make up for it, eh? Anyway, those tears a..
Our Best Guesses at Song Titles on the Upcoming She & Him Christmas Album
”I Wear My Bowtie at Christmas”
“Christmas is So Muffinville!”
“Snowshoeing Across The Park to Hold Your Hand”
”Christmas T..
Online Security Questions I’m Asked, and Questions I Should Be Asked Instead
Security questions I am asked:
- Where did you go on your honeymoon?
Shut up, Associated Bank, I’m sure you can put two and two tog..
How to Create a Superfun (and Overly Revealing) E-Mail Address
Step One: Self Expression (part 1/2)
Pick a word that embodies you in some way. What do you like about yourself? What makes you uniqu..
How My iPod Listening Selection Influences My Grocery Purchases
Bon Iver or Fleet Foxes
- Fresh produce, but not, like, tomatoes and grapes. I want the more obscure stuff; the “underrated” ..