Is there a harsher glare than that of the haggard liquor store cashier’s questioning eyes? I think not. The minute I walk..
You brought nachos?! You are the best type of human. Everyonelikes nachos. They’re my third favorite Mexican import (behind M..
I don’t like spending my hard earned money on things that aren’t either sparkle nail polish or edible, so when it’s my turn to buy toile..
Face paint isn’t gonna cut it for this one. You’ll need actual dirt and expired food to rub all over your body and maybe eve..
So you want to join a gym. Good for you! Exercise is apparently pretty good for you. Your main reservation, however, is that, like any..
Patrick is a crier, which is a huge turn-off. Thank god he’s got that soul patch to make up for it, eh? Anyway, those tears a..
”I Wear My Bowtie at Christmas”
“Christmas is So Muffinville!”
“Snowshoeing Across The Park to Hold Your Hand”
Security questions I am asked:
- Where did you go on your honeymoon?
Shut up, Associated Bank, I’m sure you can put two and two tog..
Step One: Self Expression (part 1/2)
Pick a word that embodies you in some way. What do you like about yourself? What makes you uniqu..
Bon Iver or Fleet Foxes
- Fresh produce, but not, like, tomatoes and grapes. I want the more obscure stuff; the “underrated” ..