Katie Sisneros
TagWhere “There” Might Be In Feist’s New Song “How Come You Never Go There?”
Canada
Wherever “there” is in, “Oh, do not go there!”
Home Depot
Your parents’ house
Talking about your guy friend who sig..
Memoirs Still In Search of Publishers
Pee: I Like It (A Memoir)
The Shingles Diaries
Ride that Ass: One Man, One Donkey, One Journey
To White Bear Lake and Back
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Being Un-Photogenic
Being un-photogenic doesn’t mean being ugly. Being un-photogenic just means there’s a fundamental disconnect between what the camera e..
Things That Seem Great in Theory But Probably Wouldn’t Actually Be All That Great in Reality
The GoGirl.
Working at a place that plays 80s soft rock hits all day.
Holing up in a cabin for a month to write a novel.
Dati..
Dear Body: Sorry I’m Boring
Dear Body,
Hey, Scrawny McPoochington! You and me, we go way back. We survived that one summer when I refused to wear kneepads when..
Psychological Evaluations of 80s Power Ballad Narrators
REO Speedwagon, Keep on Loving You
Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder coupled with a debilitating low self-esteem and select..
Things I Didn’t Know I’d Miss about Nebraska
Picture metaphorically, if you will, a tall lanky blonde girl skipping merrily east on Interstate 80 from Omaha, abruptly turning left at ..
Rereading Your Favorite Book
Of the five copies of your favorite book in your bookcase, only one is actually for reading. It’s dog-eared and highlighted. Its spine is ..
How to Not Have Air Conditioning
Welcome to Summertime! Population: The Northern Hemisphere! Maybe you’re lucky enough to have an air conditioner (and thus probably a ..
Thoughts While Watching NASA’s Last Shuttle Launch: T-4 Minutes to Lift-Off
Thank you thank you thank you, Florida, for giving me something less face-palmingly inane to watch than the Casey Anthony trial.
I like t..
Ten Commandments of Pop Tarts
1. I am Kellogg’s ® Brand Pop Tarts. Thou Shall Have No Other Toastable Fruit-Filled Pastries Before Me. If thou buyest the off-brand ..
How to Beach When You’re a Scandy
For those of us of northern European descent, a day at the beach is kind of like befriending a seemingly docile and innocuous hobo, who ov..