Katie Sisneros
TagWhat It’s Actually Like to Karaoke Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”
Every one of us, at some point, comes to the conclusion that it is a good idea to karaoke Bonnie Tyler’s seminal hit “Total Eclipse of the..
Less Obvious Reasons Space Is Scary as Fuck
If your top three list of the most terrifying things you can think of doesn’t consist of 1) the deep ocean, 2) trying to escape a cornfiel..
My Mom Quit Her Job and Went Back to College
I don’t know the circumstances under which my mom stopped going to college in the late 70s. She had a full ride scholarship to Kearney Sta..
Lesser-Known Consequences of Pursuing a PhD in English
So you’ve decided to earn a PhD in English, huh? Whether you’re beating the boss level of English degrees (having already rescued the prin..
12 Mildly Pornographic Images I Found When Searching for Extremely Un-Pornographic Things on iStock
1. “Family eating dinner”
On a 1-10 scale of how graphic family dinners typically get, I’m guessing this is a…3?
2. “funeral”
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What Meat Loaf Won’t Do for Love (And Why It’s Creepy)
Any time a drunk moron is sloshing a bottle of Bud Lite around while gesticulating wildly at a karaoke bar, s/he is probably doing so beca..
An Open Letter to My Belly Fat
Hey there, buddy. You’re probably wondering why I asked you here today. Two reasons: 1) We need to talk. 2) You’re physically attached to ..
What I’ll Act Like if I Have a Crush on You
It’s an elite group, Katie’s Crushes. Not because I’m picky (I am) or generally hate most people I encounter (I do), but because I’m so be..
Katie Drunk Blogs Cosmos
In which Katie drinks every time she feels confused by how unconfused she is by her sexual feelings toward Neil Degrasse Tyson, and occasi..
Thoughts While Browsing Men on Tinder
All of his photos are angled downward. Which means he’s probably shorter than everyone who’s ever taken a picture of him ever.
Cargo sh..
Fun Things to Do during Sub-Zero Temperatures
Check out weather.com to make yourself feel like a badass. Find the 10-day forecast for places where it’s much warmer than where you a..
90th Birthday Gifts for Bob Barker
A video montage, set to music by Sarah McLachlan, of all the cushions, legs, and stuffed animals his pro-neutering advocacy saved from..