Katie Sisneros
TagNews of the Perfectly Acceptable: Sbarro Files for Bankruptcy
Fast food pizza/pasta/indigestion chain Sbarro Inc. is preparing to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, the news of which has inspired cri..
Why I Love Batman
It was posed to me today, via the delicious social networking orgy addicto-sphere that is Twitter, why I like Batman so much. Like any..
Why I’m More Likely to Eat This Sandwich Than Date You
You have a lot going for you, especially compared to a sandwich. You’re capable of relatively challenging conversation that doesn’t bo..
Since The Oxford English Dictionary is Now Accepting <3, Here are More Words We Should Add
The Oxford English Dictionary is seeming more like one of our broheims every day. It’s all like, “Whassup, meep meep, ready for some cou..
Pros and Cons of Living Alone
The last time I had legit roommates with whom I was not in a relationship, they lost one of our two kittens and ganged up on me to inc..
Presidential Election 2012: The Tangential Real Talks the Issues
It’s March 2011, which means The Tangential is WAY behind in our comprehensive coverage of the 2012 Presidential election. We apologize fo..
Pros and Cons of the Harry Potter Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Tom Riddle
Pros:
SMOKIN’ hot
Loves anagrams
Cons:
Murderer
Keeps a diary
Tries to kill little girls
Hangs out in dungeons
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The Tangential Interviews Lucia Imprescia: Manhattan Toddler Ill-Prepared for the Ivy Leagues
Nicole Imprescia, mother of four-year-old Lucia Imprescia, is filing suit against Manhattan’s York Avenue Preschool for not adequately..
What REALLY Happened When It Wasn’t 2 a.m.
We all know Daylight Saving Time is really just a vast conspiracy orchestrated by top bureaucrats of the New World Order to systematic..
GET OFF MY BACK, OLSEN TWINS.
I don’t do real well with competition. It’s why I’ve never succeeded at sports. Well, that and my laughable lack of coordination and gener..
Celebrity couples, past and present, who we don’t like to imagine having sex
Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall
Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
John and Cindy McCain
Roger Ebert a..
Best Intrepid Teen Characters EVER
The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew
Set the mold for all intrepid teen characters to come, and considerately left a lot of room for everyon..