Katie Sisneros
TagEvolution of My Career Aspirations
Writer, age 7. My first memory of wanting to be something was in second grade, and I wanted to write books. I practiced by writing sto..
Our guesses as to what Whitney Houston is doing at 1:15 AM
Cocaine
Listening to The Bodyguard soundtrack
Fantasizing about kidnapping Kevin Costner
Idly contemplating opening a school ..
Easter Special: My Most Important Religious Experiences
1. Fall 1993. My family and I had just moved to Gothenburg from the only slightly larger central Nebraska town Grand Island. We didn’t a..
My “I’d Lez For” List is Proof I Am a Reverse Sexist
I think boys are neat. I think interesting boys are neat. I am not the least bit attracted to the typical Holy Trinity of tanned, muscular..
Medical Studies: Not as Glamorous as You’d Think.
I was poor in 2007. Not any poorer than I am now, and if we take net worth into consideration I was actually far more wealthy then. Regar..
Why You Might Think I’m a Lesbian
1. I dress like a fourteen year old boy. Fashion isn’t exactly my forte, as evidenced by the stack of nine boyfriend-style t-shirts from T..
The Dicktionary
Dickbag – Similar to a douchebag, in that both are assholes, but different in that whereas douchebags are dumb and their baggery is ag..
Why I Want to Get Married (All the Wrong Reasons)
I was too neurotic as a little girl to have conceptualized of marriage in any normal sort of way. While my fellow vagina’d compatriots..
Finally, Questions Posed by Popular Songs – Answered!
Who let the dogs out? It was actually a dog. The “leader of the pack” had been planning their escape for months. It involved hard spag..
Tangential Mad Libs: Please Don’t Touch Me There
Woah there, ___(powerful animal)___, chill out for a second. I appreciate your ___(adjective)___, but I think it’d be best if you kep..
Types of People Giving Class Presentations
Students are like cereals. There are lots of different kinds over wide varieties, but they all generally have the same thing in common..
Pros and Cons of Electing One of These Minnesotans for Prez
Michele Bachmann
Pros:
Can hypnotize polar bears with one gaze
Turns naughty children into salt statues
Speaks Parseltongue
Farts..