Katie Sisneros
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Suggestions for Other Celebrities Who Want to “Swag” Their Name like Diddy
Chris Brown: Bruiser
Sarah Palin: Crude Oil
Tim Pawlenty: Michael Bay
Gwyneth Paltrow: Goop
Justin Bieber: Sparkle
Mart..
What I Would Be Like As Your Girlfriend: A Fair Warning
Congratulations on the acquisition of your new girlfriend! You have many exciting months, perhaps even years, ahead of you with your p..
Inanimate Objects Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Love Child Probably Resembles
A chrome toaster with a buzz cut
A lunch box, but the plastic kind with a handle not the nice insulated kind
A refrigerator box ..
Questions for the Class of 2011
Will you be live tweeting the ceremony? #grad2k11, #PleaseDontTrip, #ZomgSoBoring
Do you really think those silly bandz look cool? ..
How to Be an Awkward Female
1. You have elbows. Use them. And I don’t mean in that typical way, for bending your arm. Swing those knobby things around like you’re try..
Lady Gaga’s Penis Shoes: When should you wear them?
Lady Gaga recently debuted these weinery heels on American Idol. Here’s when you should wear them.
To a My Penis Got Cut Off conven..
How to Turn Twenty-Five
1. Make a concerted effort to rekindle your love of childish things. In the month leading up to your twenty-fifth birthday you will fi..
Awards Minneapolis is not going to win
America’s Fewest Airport Terminals Named After Anti-Semites
Cherry Blossom Paradise
America’s Piety Capital
Smoothest City St..
Buying Cigarettes For the First Time at Age 24
I don’t smoke. I can’t. When I was seven my family and I were moving into a new house in the town I grew up in and the water was turne..
Why Apple Stores Are Like Space Ships, and Why I’m Afraid of Both of Them
I have an iPhone, which remains super glued to my hand roughly twenty out of the twenty-four hours in a day. And like any good urban t..
Failure at a Timely and Satirical Blog on the Death of Osama bin Laden
To make a point of writing on a regular basis is to live in perpetual fear that some significant event is going to happen that will fo..
Snippets of Two Guys and a Girl Drunkenly Fighting Over How to Live Blog the Royal Wedding
Part One: Pregaming the Royal Wedding
3:25 a.m., two guys and a girl debate who they’ll represent in the blog.
“Okay CBass, I’ll b..