Chris Brown: Bruiser
Sarah Palin: Crude Oil
Tim Pawlenty: Michael Bay
Gwyneth Paltrow: Goop
Justin Bieber: Sparkle
Congratulations on the acquisition of your new girlfriend! You have many exciting months, perhaps even years, ahead of you with your p..
A chrome toaster with a buzz cut
A lunch box, but the plastic kind with a handle not the nice insulated kind
A refrigerator box ..
Will you be live tweeting the ceremony? #grad2k11, #PleaseDontTrip, #ZomgSoBoring
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Lady Gaga recently debuted these weinery heels on American Idol. Here’s when you should wear them.
To a My Penis Got Cut Off conven..
1. Make a concerted effort to rekindle your love of childish things. In the month leading up to your twenty-fifth birthday you will fi..
America’s Fewest Airport Terminals Named After Anti-Semites
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I don’t smoke. I can’t. When I was seven my family and I were moving into a new house in the town I grew up in and the water was turne..
I have an iPhone, which remains super glued to my hand roughly twenty out of the twenty-four hours in a day. And like any good urban t..
To make a point of writing on a regular basis is to live in perpetual fear that some significant event is going to happen that will fo..
Part One: Pregaming the Royal Wedding
3:25 a.m., two guys and a girl debate who they’ll represent in the blog.
“Okay CBass, I’ll b..