Jay Gabler
TagTen nice things my mom has done for me
1979: Bought an M&M cookie for me at Target after I chose the wrong cookie from the case and ended up with a Reese’s Pieces cookie, even..
My life: A 35-year performance evaluation
Okay, Jason, why don’t you just go ahead and have a seat right there. We’ll try to get this over with as quickly as possible. Doesn’t lo..
No, little sister, you cannot come to the party I'm having right now with Belle and Ariel and Aladdin
Yes, I know you want to come in. You just can’t. We’ve already got Belle and Ariel and Aladdin and Pocahontas and Mulan and Jasmine and ..
Monarchies that are ripe for pop-song takedowns
In their new song “Cool Off,” Swedish indie rockers Peter Bjorn and John take on the Swedish royals. “Having a royal family in a democra..
Harmony Korine on "Late Night with Grandpa Jim"
Oh! Whoooooo’s here?
Heh heh. Hey.
Who is sitting on Grandpa Jim’s couch?
Nice.
Is that Harmony? Is Harmony sitting on Grandpa Jim’s c..
ANSWERS: Energy drink, roller coaster, or band playing at Memory Lanes?
These are the answers to a quiz—click here for the original post.
Force One: roller coaster in Germany
Birth: played at Memory L..
Canada – How to Give Your Target the Love it Deserves, and Not an Ounce More
The first Target ever, in Roseville, MN, is within driving distance of The Tangential’s headquarters*. Now, we didn’t grow up next to Ju..
It’s funny, but it’s the kind of funny that makes you think
Like Lolcats, but with extinct species.
Like a knock-knock joke where the punchline is, “Pizza chronic inebriate.”
Like a rubber..
Please allow me to be your nonprofit organization's IRL social intermediary
Of late, many nonprofit organizations have been turning to online intermediaries to do their dirty work online. Today, I present myself ..
My car has been violated
This is not cool, bro. Took my driver’s-side mirror right the fuck off. Hanging by an electrical cord. If it wasn’t motorized, that shit..
This is my scene
My room is my scene. It’s my scene, okay? I’m hanging out with my people here. It’s me and my people. So if you’re one of my people, I w..