Nick & Eddie – There’s no corkage fee if you bring your own bottle of wine, but you don’t need to tell your friends that. Make them sn..
The Reliable Drunk: This person knows how to drink. They practically do it for a living, and they know what they’re doing. While they wi..
The following essay is compiled of excerpts from comments on a forum about cats peeing in improper places. Each line has been taken from..
1. When you’re eating your onion rings and zesty sauce in Burger King’s parking lot, don’t throw your garbage into nature. Keep your g..
-Jason Zabel will never buy farts
Valentine’s Day as a grown up is tough. It’s not just about putting a Power Ranger card with a Ring Pop attached to it in all your classma..
1. When kissing your pet, don’t be afraid to reciprocate with a little tongue. Your pet doesn’t understand non-tongue kisses. You’..
1. The best fix for this problem is quite simple: purchase a large plastic suit, similar to the above picture. Before entering the suit,..
“Well I don’t think there’s anything too special about her.”
“He doesn’t deserve any of this!”
“Well that was very strange.”
Facebook thinks I’m a drunken teddy bear-hugger. The “See Frienship” tab is an exercise in a computer editing my life. Computer-selected p..
Phyllis switched to only Pinot when she found out that she was pregnant with me. Lord knows she needed something to deal with the news, ..