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1. Knit in class
2.Immediately identify your “posse” of classmates that you will collaborate with for group projects. They will eithe..

Now that sugarsugar.com exists, the floodgates for all disgustingly niche dating sites have also opened. Here are some suggestions:

Finally, an amorous, fertile couple took off the condom and put on their thinking caps and now the world has a bouncing new baby named L..

-Learn something practical, like how to make a prosthetic nose that she will one day be able to replace her birth nose with after she’..

Lady Gaga recently debuted these weinery heels on American Idol. Here’s when you should wear them.

To a My Penis Got Cut Off conven..

I’ve always felt a certain closeness to Bristol Palin. From the moment I saw her squirrelly cheeks, her pregnant belly, and the man-meat r..

1. Do you have a senior discount?
2. Why not?
3. What about smaller portions?
4. You think I can eat as much as that young gentlema..

Mark Twain
PURPORTED: “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
ACTUAL: “”

Rhett Butler
PURPORTED: “Frankly, Scarlett..

Ikea Roadshow

KC Masterpiece Sauce Theater

Clifford the Doublemint Dog

Tavis Smiley, presented by St. Paul Orthodontics

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It’s true: I was beat up a lot when I was younger. At first by my older brother Aaron, a man who still makes me flinch whenever we encou..

1. Coordinate with an Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” so the jailbait and pedo just so happens to be at the wedding when the crew sh..