The best part about being a clown is not the opportunity to make a child’s day. It’s not the abundance of novelty-sized lollipops, the..
Hippie with a Sawed-Off Bong
Secretary with a Stapler
Hollister Cashier with an STD
Yuppie with a Cuisinart
The dry cleaner who put his shirt on a hanger instead of in a box. That’s gay.
His cat who knocked over the rhododendron. Gay!
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Location where virginity was lost: Barn
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In the beginning, ‘god’ created the relevant buzzband.
And the relevant buzzband was without PBR, ‘asymmetrical hair,’ and ‘legions o..
“This yard doesn’t have a privacy fence.”..
Chris Brown: Bruiser
Sarah Palin: Crude Oil
Tim Pawlenty: Michael Bay
Gwyneth Paltrow: Goop
Justin Bieber: Sparkle
Burger Kings of Leon
Baskin Robyn ‘s
Flaherty’s Arcade Fire