Jason Zabel
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The underground clown sex scene, revealed
The best part about being a clown is not the opportunity to make a child’s day. It’s not the abundance of novelty-sized lollipops, the..
Movies the World Needs Now That We Have “Hobo with a Shotgun”
Hippie with a Sawed-Off Bong
Secretary with a Stapler
Hollister Cashier with an STD
Yuppie with a Cuisinart
Assistant Prin..
Other Things Cee-Lo Thinks Are Gay
The dry cleaner who put his shirt on a hanger instead of in a box. That’s gay.
His cat who knocked over the rhododendron. Gay!
T..
Stories The Tangential Won’t Write, Inspired By Stories We Have Written
A Guide To Fucking Your Grandma
10 Ways To Get Your Neighborhood Pedophile to Flirt with You on Facebook
10 Types of Ice Cream We Do..
How You Will Die Based On Where You Lost Your Virginity
Location where virginity was lost: Barn
How you will die: It will be a brisk November morning, the first very cold day of what will b..
What Your Perm Says About You
Sex life?: Everyone who has ever had The Bernice lost her virg..
If the ‘bible’ was re-written by Hipster Runoff’s ‘Carles’
In the beginning, ‘god’ created the relevant buzzband.
And the relevant buzzband was without PBR, ‘asymmetrical hair,’ and ‘legions o..
Thoughts I’ve Never Really Had About Lady Gaga
I wish Lady Gaga wasn’t so “wise.” I wish she didn’t have opinions about sex and politics and life and culture and fashion and little mons..
Services Menu at The Tangential Inner Beauty Salon (Midwest Location)
Welcome to The Tangential Inner Beauty Salon. Before you enter the premises please remove your shoes as we believe that dirt from the so..
Conversations from “House Hunters”
“This bedroom is a little small.”
“But you’ve gotta like how close it is to the bathroom.”
“This yard doesn’t have a privacy fence.”..
Suggestions for Other Celebrities Who Want to “Swag” Their Name like Diddy
Chris Brown: Bruiser
Sarah Palin: Crude Oil
Tim Pawlenty: Michael Bay
Gwyneth Paltrow: Goop
Justin Bieber: Sparkle
Mart..
A Fairly Definitive List of Corporate-Sponsored Versions of Indie Band Names
Burger Kings of Leon
Radio(shack)head
Arby’stie Boys
Baskin Robyn ‘s
Flaherty’s Arcade Fire
Hot Chip-otle
Dairy Quee..