There was a time when oversharing on the Internet was still novel, and readers logged into a blog expecting to see the personal detail..
1. His dick
Dude was carried to his mom by five storks. Of course his dick is gigantic. It also smells like maple syrup and bacon.
1. Mike “The Situation” will die first. Or at least I hope so. Kidding! Nah I’m serious. Not only is this my personal preference, but ..
Waving at You from The Inside
When Fingering’s Not Enough
Knock, Knock, Is Uterus Home?
When You Need to Know What a M..
Ashton Kutcher: Foursquare sticker
Steve Martin: Crumpled-up New Yorker rejection letter
Ernie: Rubber duckie
Madonna: Naked ..
You can’t quantify the amount to which being passive aggressive has improved my life. For starters, there’s the smug satisfaction I fe..
I “studied” creative writing in college. This means that most of my time was spent reading short stories and writing even shorter stor..
”I Wear My Bowtie at Christmas”
“Christmas is So Muffinville!”
“Snowshoeing Across The Park to Hold Your Hand”
We had a problem. Too many nights, we had stumbled to SuperAmerica at 2 a.m., cup’o’secret booze in hand, nodding to the idle cops, wi..
There are two articles in the New York Times today about about how the Anoka-Hennepin school district is dealing, or rather, not deali..
As you slither in from a night of partying, you pick up your cat and deposit a fat kiss on its wet nose. As a whiskey,..
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY” is something I occasionally find myself thinking while driving. But rarely will I say it aloud, or show any..