Dunstan McGill
TagRebound Sex: My Anti-Drug
The number of times I’ve fooled around with marijuana in the aftermath of major life setbacks could fill up a really boring and really sho..
Only-Mildly-Destructive Ways to Deal With Rejection
- Spend a couple dinner nights in a row at Hardees. No one really goes to Hardees anymore. It’s sort of the Blockbuster Video of fast-f..
Reading Between the Lines is Overrated
Fuck the lines. And certainly fuck reading between them.
When it comes to romance, give me literal, thank-you-very-much-for-the-bluntne..
How I’ve Effectively Managed to Blow Halloween in the Past: A Timeline
1989: My best friend and I went as Ghostbusters. His Proton Pack was purchased from Shopko and looked real. My Proton Pack was made by my ..
30 Days of Average – Go Check Out Your Friend’s New Pop-Punk Band
It’s a Tuesday night in your shitty college town, but you’ve never been about the bright lights. And your friend, The English Major, i..
Thanks Spotify, For Telling Me Who I Should Lose Respect For
The other day I joined Spotify and thought my woes of trying to find a proper medium to enjoy late-stage Billy Joel had ended forever…
What I’ll Wear to “Occupy Wall Street” Now That My New Late Fall Urban Outfitters Catalog Is Here
Page 22: As I get arrested by the Boston police force for refusing to remove my tent site from a plot of public flowers while demandin..
Things About Adulthood That I Expected Would Be Way Cooler
A freezer full of 36 popsicles. When I got sick, I stocked up on multi-flavored popsicles. I got sick about 3 weeks ago. The popsicles are..
Things I’ve Learned About Men From My Friend’s Internet Stalker
1) Sometimes men in high school just never quite know how to express their true feelings.
2) Sometimes men graduate holding pen..
Why Artistic Integrity Is Overrated
The other day this bearded dude I was friends with in college told me that his weekend prog-rock project had broken up. I got sad for a se..
What if Senior Photo Shoot Locales Were Places They Actually Hung Out
Abandoned Railroad Tracks
On Tuesdays after school, my friends and I gather here to walk around forlornly in the Buckle’s new fall catalo..
Corporate Slogans I Would Consider Using as My Calling Card if I Turned into a Serial Killer
The Men’s Warehouse Killer: Just as I tightened the plastic cord around the neck of my unsuspecting victim in an undisclosed discount ..