The number of times I’ve fooled around with marijuana in the aftermath of major life setbacks could fill up a really boring and really sho..
- Spend a couple dinner nights in a row at Hardees. No one really goes to Hardees anymore. It’s sort of the Blockbuster Video of fast-f..
When it comes to romance, give me literal, thank-you-very-much-for-the-bluntne..
It’s a Tuesday night in your shitty college town, but you’ve never been about the bright lights. And your friend, The English Major, i..
The other day I joined Spotify and thought my woes of trying to find a proper medium to enjoy late-stage Billy Joel had ended forever…
Page 22: As I get arrested by the Boston police force for refusing to remove my tent site from a plot of public flowers while demandin..
1) Sometimes men in high school just never quite know how to express their true feelings.
2) Sometimes men graduate holding pen..
Abandoned Railroad Tracks
On Tuesdays after school, my friends and I gather here to walk around forlornly in the Buckle’s new fall catalo..
The Men’s Warehouse Killer: Just as I tightened the plastic cord around the neck of my unsuspecting victim in an undisclosed discount ..