Dunstan McGill
TagMajor Themes We Can Glean from Last Night’s Super Bowl Commercials
If You Want to Make Clichéd, Vast Generalizations About American Exceptionalism-on-the-Rebound, Please, Use Detroit. In the last few y..
What It Means to Say Sherman Alexie’s Twitter Feed Sucks
I recently decided to follow author and poet Sherman Alexie on Twitter. And I was very excited.
If you’re not familiar, Alexie has been..
Things I’ve Learned From Older Men in the Locker Room
• There is a thing called a “skylight” bra, and it has a pleasant effect on the cleavage of dance team members.
• Too many sit-ups ..
Rejected “Family Feud” Categories
Reasons to collect your urine in jars
Politically incorrect terms for racial/ethnic groups that are stil widely used by Baby Boomer..
How My Parents Raised Me to Be Cultured, And Irreversibly Fucked My Dating Life
I’ve heard this lately: you use too big of words after 7 p.m. Or, you’re too “fancy” in your tastes. The charge is made as if I’m some eff..
Places I’ve Had Sex: Bummer/Boss
Boss: Outdoor hot tub. Midnight, Black Friday, 2006.
Bummer: Parking lot of a Perkins. Mid-afternoon, Black Friday, 2007.
Boss: Back..
Playing “Next” with Match.com Ladies, or How I Continue to Play Hard to Get in My Mind
Your opener involves “shoot for the moon/land stars” or “smell the roses”
You probably drive a black SUV, rarely stop by scenic overloo..
Real life situations that would be more light-hearted if porny music were playing in the background
Blowing up a yoga ball.
Glueing together the vase that fell from the fireplace before your parents get home.
Brushing snow off your ca..
My Recent Break-Up As a Choose-Your-Own Adventure Novel
-You have just driven 6 hours roundtrip to be told by this broad that she “doesn’t feel comfortable physically with you.” You can:
a) T..
Where My Inner, Delusional Star Child Wants to Check In at on Foursquare
The bouncy castle by the interstate
The back of that crazy flying dog in The Neverending Story
On a rainbow unicorn prancing..
Why Internet Privacy Is Overrated By Nearly Everyone, But Especially By Whack-Jobs Who Post “1984” Video Clips to Facebook
“You mean you don’t have your iPhone password protected?” My friend asked me.
“Um…well, you see…”
“They will steal that shit u..
Events That Just Missed My Facebook Timeline
Sometime in 2005: Flying down Interstate 35 trying to make it to an internship interview on time, I forgo a quick bathroom stop and li..