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1. Say my name in an interview. Kids who stutter generally have problems when the following meet up: nervousness and consonants. M..

Walk up to them and just start measuring their limbs and torso with a tape measure. When they ask what the hell you’re doing, just ans..

Cabela’s is a monolithic hunting superstore where humans can go to stock up on weapons, supplies, and other paraphernalia in the war o..

1. The forest is a good place for weddings. It’s difficult enough picking out clothing for “theme” weddings anymore, but now it’s ..

1. Pink spaghetti strap. Light denim jeans rolled up. Sensible walking sandals. Missed it? She’s not wearing CROCs. Being a small ..

Lil B’s “I’m Gay”

Bacon soap

Steve-O’s memoir

Macho Dolls

A new vinyl record by a band whose members are all teenagers

Ulysses/Finnegan’s Wake (James Joyce)—Every English major has been in a class where this joke has been made, so it’s only natural to sta..

Ok, just so we get ..

1. When Buying a Nut Cup

It’s the 7th grade, and you just realized that the guys who bring their father’s porn on the bus aren’t j..

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1. You’ll want to find a horse first. Ideally one with a beautiful chestnut or palomino coat. Any genre, too. I prefer Clydesdales, bu..

As many of you know, Prince is Minnesotan. So sometimes he releases a bizarre Vikings tribute song, sometimes he bumps into you in lin..