Dunstan McGill
TagTop Worst Things I’ve Had to Do as a Stutterer
1. Say my name in an interview. Kids who stutter generally have problems when the following meet up: nervousness and consonants. M..
Creative Ways to Hint at Someone that You’re Going to Murder Them
Walk up to them and just start measuring their limbs and torso with a tape measure. When they ask what the hell you’re doing, just ans..
A First-Timer’s Guide to Cabela’s
Cabela’s is a monolithic hunting superstore where humans can go to stock up on weapons, supplies, and other paraphernalia in the war o..
Misconceptions About the Woods Thanks to Bon Iver’s New Video
1. The forest is a good place for weddings. It’s difficult enough picking out clothing for “theme” weddings anymore, but now it’s ..
What Small Town Hipsters Wear to Music Festivals
1. Pink spaghetti strap. Light denim jeans rolled up. Sensible walking sandals. Missed it? She’s not wearing CROCs. Being a small ..
Father’s Day Gifts to Make Your Dad Confused About The Current State of Culture
Lil B’s “I’m Gay”
Bacon soap
Steve-O’s memoir
Macho Dolls
A new vinyl record by a band whose members are all teenagers
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Books You Can Openly Admit You Didn’t Finish and Still Sound Snooty
Ulysses/Finnegan’s Wake (James Joyce)—Every English major has been in a class where this joke has been made, so it’s only natural to sta..
Tapes n’ Tapes and the Kiss-Ass Local Press
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Ok, just so we get ..
5 Things Mom Does to Make You Feel Insecure as a Man
1. When Buying a Nut Cup
It’s the 7th grade, and you just realized that the guys who bring their father’s porn on the bus aren’t j..
5 Other Things Guys Who Get Hunter S. Thompson-Themed Tattoos Do
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How to Properly Jack Off a Horse
1. You’ll want to find a horse first. Ideally one with a beautiful chestnut or palomino coat. Any genre, too. I prefer Clydesdales, bu..
How to tell a real Prince personal anecdote from a fake one
As many of you know, Prince is Minnesotan. So sometimes he releases a bizarre Vikings tribute song, sometimes he bumps into you in lin..