I’d rather be dating Levi Johnston.
I’d rather be humping a mailbox.
I’d rather be prosecutin..
Working at a place that plays 80s soft rock hits all day.
Holing up in a cabin for a month to write a novel.
-“Is this seat taken?”: You want me to know that you respect my space, and should whatever happens here between us today—what ever cra..
1. He’ll buy you shots of tequila, no questions asked, nor requests made. This is because he has a wad of money in his pocket thanks t..
Laid-off monorail drivers pointing the monorail trains at each other and playing chicken.
Porn night at ..
And sometimes my Grunders are two days in a row.
Sometimes my Grunders find their way into sneaky..