Chris Bastedo
TagDIY: So You’ve Forgotten How to Be Single
One of the lesser-known side effects of getting out of a long-term relationship is forgetting how things work when you are no longer par..
Do It Yourself: The Minnesota State Government
Hello again, welcome to another installment of Do I..
My Love Affair With America
So it’s July 4th again, America’s birthday, and I thought that this would be a good opportunity to give you a unique perspective on t..
Do It Yourself: Precious Moments Figurine Shelf
As with many avid Do It Yourselfers, a lot of my love for building things was instilled in me by my father. So for this edition of ..
Do It Yourself: The Masturbatosphere
Welcome to the first installment of Do It Yourself with Chris Bastedo, where I show you some fun and useful building projects you can do..
In Response to the 2/5ths-Assed Bio The Tangential Wrote For Me
Dear Tangential, I’m sorry I didn’t submit a bio.
So I see that I now have a half-assed bio (that may be too generous, 2/5ths assed..
An Open Letter to Every Woman I’ve Fingered
Dear Special Lady,
Hi there, how are you? It’s been a while. I know we haven’t spoken in a while but it’s never too late to catch u..
I’m Writing This on a Plane as an Alternative to Infanticide
Babies crying on airplanes are right at the top of the clichéd gripes list somewhere alongside men leaving the toilet seat up and the ..
Snippets of Two Guys and a Girl Drunkenly Fighting Over How to Live Blog the Royal Wedding
Part One: Pregaming the Royal Wedding
3:25 a.m., two guys and a girl debate who they’ll represent in the blog.
“Okay CBass, I’ll b..