The Proust Questionnaire is a series of questions that Vanity Fair asks Important People and various unimportant people ask themselves a..
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I walked over to my closet to see what possibly violent objects I already owned. Fireworks. A rake. A Roomba…
1. Abandon all dignity.
No one wants to read about the time you drank an Odwalla juice while you walked a dog with your hymen intact. Peo..
People of America, own your ugly moments. Look drunk on Facebook. WE’LL hire you. My fellow Tangenitalia have been posting their ugliest ..
Condiments are used by many cultures to take eating to exciting new levels. They are often found on the tables at restaurants, in the si..
Why does Jay Gabler look just so mad here? I’m not sure, but here are some possible reasons:
The Arrested Deve..
1. She put herself through college. Yeah!
2. When I was in 4th grade, we had a contest to make Diversity Posters. My mom suggested I wri..
My mom does not like opals. She has a suspicion that the opal necklace she was wearing at the age of 14 had something to do with her fat..
Aliens might not be able to figure out that Dawn Maria Lang was born on January 22, 1954 or that she religiously follows the saga that i..
Friends, let me tell you. I have found the answer. The answer is simple: Disconnect. Detach. Cut the cord. Then you will find freedom…
Zombies are people who have died of a hot fever and then crawled their way out of the grave, if buried. They often have torn-off skin an..