Apocalypse
TagMy hometown – Christchurch, New Zealand – got smashed in an earthquake today
I went to the graphic novels and read one by Jason. It made me laugh, and then feel bad. F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway measured eachother’s dicks and I enjoyed that on “Our darkest day.”
How to Treat Social Media like a Videogame for Maximum Fun
PART ONE: FACEBOOK TACTICS
You are drunk and also on amphetamines while walking through Times Square. You overhear people talking in gr..
Cream Puff Babies: Mouth Barf
Presenting, some Bonsai Cats shit for the new millenium. Micro-preemies, chimp babies – all kinds of things you never wanted in doll form…
Ten frequently-ignored warnings
1. Check-engine light*†
2. Asset protection alerts at the door of CVS Pharmacy*
3. Your mustard yellow split-level house triples..
Reasons Why We, As a Society, Might Like Zombies
Zombies are people who have died of a hot fever and then crawled their way out of the grave, if buried. They often have torn-off skin an..
Google Translate: Divining the Universal Truth
In order to Ouija board out the truth about life, the universe and everything, The Tangential took a spiritual letter from a local pas..
It’s funny, but it’s the kind of funny that makes you think
Like Lolcats, but with extinct species.
Like a knock-knock joke where the punchline is, “Pizza chronic inebriate.”
Like a rubber..
An Imagined Dialogue with a Critical Thinker, Regarding Problems with My End of the World Piece
CT: Becky, Treatsa Pizzas don’t exist anymore.
Me: Well, for the last week of EARTH, I think Dairy Queen would bring them back.
CT: Bu..
Things I would realistically end up doing if I knew it were the last week of planet earth
I know I’m supposed to say I would have sex with the closest stranger I could find that resembled Johnny Depp, or shoot a bunch of her..