What I can do:
Use words like “love” and “baby:” As in, “I love your dick, baby.”
Wear generic non-threatening, easy-to-remove l..
1. Get stuff before your friends – feel like a dick
“So hey, have you guys heard the new Arctic Monkeys album?”
“What! I thought t..
He could choke me so easily right now.
Oh my god, there’s a penis in my mouth. The last thing in my mouth was a chicken quesadilla…