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Ideas for Celebrating Women During Modern Financial Transactions
Yay! Apparently, they are going to put a woman on the $20 bill sometime in the next 15 years. Girl. Power. Just kidding. By then almost no one will actually use cash anymore. We women know when we’re getting played. Thus, I, a woman, have come up with some demands for celebrating ladykind every time you…
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Remember When the St. Thomas Academy Crack Drill Squad Was On Ed Sullivan?
My dad, a graduate of St. Thomas Academy — then called St. Thomas Military Academy, and located on the college campus — sent this video he found, noting, “This was about ten years before us. Same drill routine, though. Can you imagine how big a deal it would have been to be on the Ed…
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The Change Anita Hill Created
Confirmation, the new HBO movie about the confirmation hearings of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has brought the name and legacy of Anita Hill back into the spotlight. Those strange and painful hearings have never been forgotten, but it’s been a while since Facebook was filled with posts about Hill and Thomas — many, now,…
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More Inventive Names for the “Avatar” Sequels
also can we PLEASE come up with more inventive names for the Avatar sequels, at least??????? come on, Now You See Me Avatar — LW (@lindseyweber) April 14, 2016 Avatar Me Up! Tar Me Down! Avatardy Pocahontas II Colonialism: Again! Big Eyes II The Decameron Avatar: Available to Chat Avatarier Avatar: The Trees Are Alive…
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How to Make an Old Fashioned Wrong
Desire a drink. Something with whiskey or one of those other names for whiskey that you still don’t quite know what they mean, like bourbon or scotch. It should also have something in it that makes it not just straight booze, like ice, bitters, syrup or … somehow, bacon. Try to remember the difference between an…
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It’s 2016. Are You Kidding Me.
It’s 2016. No, I’m not reminding you what year it is (it’s April, get that shit on lockdown). I’m saying it’s fucking 2016. This has become the mantra of the frustrated, horrified, embarrassed masses who cannot believe we’re still having some of these conversations. Is a transgender person going to assault me in the bathroom?…