An Interview with My College Self Regarding the New Weed Soda
It’s here! Weed that hurts your throat in a new, bubbly, fizzy way. It comes in flirtatious flavors like “Sour Diesel” and it’s probably ..
Proposed Slogans for Ten Frequently Used Condiments
Condiments are used by many cultures to take eating to exciting new levels. They are often found on the tables at restaurants, in the si..
The 10 Most Unflattering Pictures of Myself
Date: August 2006
Location: Dive bar in Fairmont, MN
Notes: Inevitable future skin cancer brought to you by my summer as a lifeguard. If ..
Six Reasons Why You Should Probably Call Your Grandma Right Now
1. You just got a girlfriend. If anybody wants to know this, it’s your grandma. Since your birth she has been counting down the days unt..
I'm sorry about what I said earlier. That was the stress talking.
“You’re breathing down my neck like Antonio Banderas on ecstasy and oysters, and that’s exactly how your breath smells.”
“I’d be happy ..
Anatomy and Variety of Hugs
Sympathy Hug. As one may expect, this occurs when one individual hugs another to express feelings of sympathy, empathy, mutual sadness, o..
A Blogger's Reality Show Pitch
Dear Executives of TV Station That Used To Play Real Music:
Hello! My name is Katie and I am a blogger. I am also a student, a dog own..
This Tangential Editor is Mad
Why does Jay Gabler look just so mad here? I’m not sure, but here are some possible reasons:
The Arrested Deve..
Jay Gabler's Guatemala: A journey of the soul
Have you ever had a certain feeling about a place—like you’ve never been there, but there’s been you? Lately, I’ve been having that feel..
Excerpts from an Episode of Intervention, Hosted by Sarah and Katie
Sarah and Katie are giving Intervention an intervention after watching an entire season in one sitting.
John: Hi, my name is John. I ..
10 Things You Might Not Know My Mom Did
1. She put herself through college. Yeah!
2. When I was in 4th grade, we had a contest to make Diversity Posters. My mom suggested I wri..
My Mother's Greatest Fears
My mom does not like opals. She has a suspicion that the opal necklace she was wearing at the age of 14 had something to do with her fat..