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CategoryMcDonald’s New Low Carb Happy Meals
Two slabs of beef served with our Signature Cheese Goo. Paint Signature Cheese Goo onto the slabs of beef with your complimentary Hann..
This Exists: “Doggy Poo,” the Movie
There are some things that can’t be adequately described in words: they have to be experienced. There’s sex, there’s skydiving, there’..
Selected Martin Scorsese Filmography, Illustrated by Flickr Search
Anyone Else Spending Most of November Eating Like a Fucking Slob?
It’s November, and so like clockwork, I’ve spent 5 of the last 6 nights winding up my long, thankless work days trolling the darkly-lit hi..
Things That Scare Me: Fashion Edition
Mother and I were having a conversation about my seventeen-year-old sister and her taste for good clothes. Mother mentioned how differ..
In Defense of “The Family Circus”
When I was a kid, my three favorite comics were Peanuts, For Better or For Worse, and The Family Circus. Peanuts is still regarded, as it’..
NSFW: Watching Me Play Video Games
“FUCKING BALLSACK SHIT FUCKERS!” I yelled, smacking my forehead into the tiny screen in front of me.
My boyfriend laughed and patte..
Why I Started to Write Hyperfiction
“Hyperfiction” sounds like sci-fi, and it is—but not in its substance, in its nature. Or at least, it was sci-fi until the Internet wa..
My New Masochistic Habit – Watching “Felicity”
During one of my many doggy paddles through what is available on Netflix streaming, I ran across the show Felicity. I remembered watch..
Why Movies About Love are Better Than Books About Love
I’m currently reading Milan Kundera’s The Unbearable Lightness of Being, a classic love (or, perhaps, anti-love) novel that I hadn’t p..
30 Days of Average – Zone Out While Someone’s Talking
Do you know how many words you hear each and every day? Probably at least 2,000.
Here are just a few places you hear words:
-Som..
Ten Things Filmmakers Wish Had Never Been Invented
E-mail. It used to be that when a character made it big, you could tell: the fan mail started piling photogenically up. Love letters c..