Low-Culture
CategoryStar Wars and Human Discomfort
This morning I was driving behind a giant garbage truck that was a rusty, mint green, full of a dystopian level of thrown-out cans and muc..
Names of PBS programs if government funding is cut off
Ikea Roadshow
KC Masterpiece Sauce Theater
Clifford the Doublemint Dog
Tavis Smiley, presented by St. Paul Orthodontics
Xc..
An introduction to Dr. Who, by someone who’s never seen Dr. Who
So there’s this British guy named Dr. Who, and he can travel through time and across space. He often dies and gets reincarnated in a d..
Snippets of Two Guys and a Girl Drunkenly Fighting Over How to Live Blog the Royal Wedding
Part One: Pregaming the Royal Wedding
3:25 a.m., two guys and a girl debate who they’ll represent in the blog.
“Okay CBass, I’ll b..
See The Trailer for Hong Kong’s 3D Porno that Beat Avatar
Yes, it’s called 3D Sex and Zen. It’s basically your average YouPorn video except set in the past, without penetration, full of myster..
Things That Look Dumb While I’m Browsing Netflix
Whoa, how did they already make a movie based on a Thought Catalog post and make it go so, so wrong?
Four of TV’s most famously oversexed women meet for lunch
samantha from sex and the city: “What are you ladies ordering? Is it just me, or do ‘carrot shoots’ sound deliciously phallic?”
mon..
What I Imagine Certain Celebrities Might Smell Like
You see celebrities, you hear celebrities, but you never get to know what they smell like. (Only groupies get to know what they taste like..
Leaked: Ryan Seacrest’s Notes for Upcoming Show Pitches
Search for the America’s Coolest Culo
Hola culolitas! Is the world not ready for your jelly? Then this is the competition for you. We’l..
Please choose our unlikely love story as the winner of your movie tie-in promotional contest
TLC’s JUMPING THE BROOM RED CARPET WEDDING CONTEST, sponsored by Discovery Communications, gives one lucky couple the opportunity to be ma..
World War Disney! A March Madness Tournament of Cartoon Kingdoms
March Madness is back! You almost can’t escape all the March Madness talk, about the teams, and the brackets and whatnot. I don’t foll..
What Happens if You Don’t Get the Reference?
This week’s episode of 30 Rock may have been the funniest one yet, and that’s saying a lot. In case you haven’t seen it (get thee to H..