Sex
CategoryPros and Cons of the Hunger Games Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Katniss
Pros:
Braids that aren’t overtly kinky
Doesn’t care about “still being me” when forced into killing battle
Probably has so..
How to Make Love to Your Hunger Games Fan
Make her feel like the chosen one
Put some golden tattoos on your face and dye your hair blue when you tell her she has been selected..
How to Make Love to Your Twilight Fan
1. Don’t make love to her
Every time you make love to your TF, you are just reminding her that you can put your P in her va-G without..
How to Make It Abundantly Clear that Your Men’s Magazine Is *Actually* for Straight Men
-Put a famous lady in undies on the cover
-Make sure all your writers are happily married men who refer to their wives as Sweetie. No..
Items for a “Wedding Night” Pinterest Board
Bell jar of cocaine!
Vintage 19th-century bridal sack, with velcro-sealed holes for “cheating” ; – )
Hand-painted “Do Not Distur..
Transcript from a Phone Sex Conversation Between Two Lawyers
Lawyer One: I have my pants off, for a limited time only. Degree of close shave throughout various areas of my legs and genitals may v..
What I’ve Learned about SXSW Girls in My Attempts to Bag One or More of Them
SXSW girls (cute ones anyway) are all going to yoga tomorrow morning. After all the Foursquaring, networking, and keg-stands off rooft..
Pros and Cons of the Simpsons Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Lisa
Pros:
Progressive enough to know how to use several contraceptives/ be into lesbian stuff
Has enough boobs to hold up a tube..
What Men Say and What They Really Mean
“I’ve been told I have a huge dick” = “No one has told me anything. It’s actually tiny but maybe if I convince you it’s big before you..
What Women Say and What They Really Mean
“Size doesn’t matter” = “All my girlfriends know exactly what it looks like”
“Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine” = “Everything is wrong. I ..
What Women Think About Porn
I obviously can’t speak for all women here – I’m sure there are some out there who, if they discover you watching porn, will consider ..
Dude Characteristics That I Fetishize
A Signature Accessory. Historically, this has included aviator goggles, ascots, cufflinks, all manner of hats, and even obnoxious “Don..