She came to me in the night. I knew it was her—the smell of Zevs Slim Ultra Lights woke me up, and stirred me from my makeshift banana..
The Reliable Drunk: This person knows how to drink. They practically do it for a living, and they know what they’re doing. While they wi..
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! On behalf of Gary, Bonnie, and the entire exhibitionist community, I’m very pleased and honored to..
Anti-abortion billboards are pioneers not only in enforcing morality with militant cuteness, but in using daring blends of fonts in non-tr..
The first sexual stirrings are a heightened interest in cherubic boy-men with bowl cuts.
1. Get a drink.
2. Go to the middle of the dance floor. If your wingperson is of the gender you’re looking to pick up and is good-l..
AIM chat with boys for at least two hours a day. Ask them complicated questions about the mechanics of morning boners. Do they rise with the sun? What if someone tricks your penis into thinking it’s time to get up using artificial lighting?
Blarney – My roommates and I got along better before we lived together. They never want to play drinking games with me anymore, and wh..
DTH – This means either “down to hoover” or “dick tempting hips.” When typing this via text in the car, it means “death,” as in “My inevitable dth is approaching, N2KU.”
It’s 7 p.m. and ___ your favorite show ____ just ended. You are taking the last sip of a ___drink____ and suddenly a car pulls up outs..
Boobies. YAAAAAAY! By and large, boobs are pretty cool. At their most basic they are life-giving nutritional staples for baby humans, la..
These are completely made up, but so are the real ones. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take yours hyper-personally and plan your day ..