Sex
CategoryMy Gaydar is Out of Control
I’m going to admit it: I have an over-active gaydar. My friends have been telling me this for years after I’ve drunkenly pulled them a..
Youth Group Sucks
As a kid, wednesdays were my least favorite day of the week because that was Youth Group day. My parents – slightly lapsed Catholics -..
Tangential Mad Libs: Please Don’t Touch Me There
Woah there, ___(powerful animal)___, chill out for a second. I appreciate your ___(adjective)___, but I think it’d be best if you kep..
Four of TV’s most famously oversexed women meet for lunch
samantha from sex and the city: “What are you ladies ordering? Is it just me, or do ‘carrot shoots’ sound deliciously phallic?”
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The Gayest Seeming Animals
Yesterday, Buzzfeed published a list of the 25 animals that actually scissor with their own gender on the regs. But who wasn’t a little di..
What These Dogs Would Be Into if They Followed “The Handkerchief Code”
Don’t know what the gay handkerchief code is? Get thee to this Wikipedia article, stat. (Does Encyclopedia Britannica have an entry like t..
Non-Sexual Things You Can Do with Your Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
It’s here – The Miley Cyrus sex doll! Technically, this should just be a great day for perverts, but isn’t it also kind of a great day..
Please choose our unlikely love story as the winner of your movie tie-in promotional contest
TLC’s JUMPING THE BROOM RED CARPET WEDDING CONTEST, sponsored by Discovery Communications, gives one lucky couple the opportunity to be ma..
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Sperm Pants
Hope all is well with you. These jeans have been through a lot on my trip to Italy. I was wearing them on an innocent night..
Shower Gloves and Other Neat Hygiene Secrets I learned from Strippers, Gay Dudes and Soldiers
I’ve always been taught to “walk with beggars and with kings,” which basically means that no matter who you’re dealing with, they have s..
I remember when our swingers’ parties were about the sex, not the corporate sponsors
This year was the 25th annual swingers’ party hosted by Lou and Debbie, and honestly, I think it was my last. This is hard for me to s..
Pros and Cons of the Harry Potter Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Tom Riddle
Pros:
SMOKIN’ hot
Loves anagrams
Cons:
Murderer
Keeps a diary
Tries to kill little girls
Hangs out in dungeons
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