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CategoryWhat Happens When You Change Your Facebook Relationship Status to Single
1. ~5 people “like” it. This symbolizes they’re glad you’re back on the market, but only ironically. If someone has actually been wait..
Last Week I Made Out with Two Men So They’d Get in a Bar Fight
Last week, I made out with two men — a butcher and a singer in a Zeppelin cover band.
The butcher smelled like meat, like h..
Oddly suggestive out-of-context scans from Ocean News & Technology Magazine
How Misinformation in Junior High Set Me Up to Fail in Relationships
In junior high, we got a lot of our boy advice from a friend’s older sister, who never failed to provide us with inaccurate informatio..
Styles of Making Yourself a Hot Chick
Being a Girl-Bro: Do you like to take a Totinos pizza, fold it in half, and eat it like a taco? (We call that Sisneros-style) You just..
5 Women I’d Go Straight For
1. Rihanna – This pick is really easy because Rihanna is the exact perfect blend of overt sexuality and borderline madness that makes ..
Five guys I’d go at least conceptually gay for
1. Philip Glass. Okay, I wouldn’t actually go gay for Philip Glass. But conceptually, I definitely would. What a badass.
2. Dav..
5 Celebrity Chicks I’d Cross Over For
1. Natalie Portman
This might be a classically gay man answer, but I don’t care. Who else can make clawing your back skin off at night ..
I Only Have Sex with Ladies Named Jean
I only have sex with ladies named Jean because my name is Gene and because while I certainly love to hear my name being yelled out dur..
See The Trailer for Hong Kong’s 3D Porno that Beat Avatar
Yes, it’s called 3D Sex and Zen. It’s basically your average YouPorn video except set in the past, without penetration, full of myster..
Questions that might ensue upon learning the Verizon Guy is gay
In an interview published in the May 2011 issue of The Atlantic, actor Paul Marcarelli discusses his role playing Test Man, popularly ..
What It Means to Be a Girl
You will never get iced. That’s for bros.
In your relationships, you will always become “the nagging one.”
You will receive piggybac..