Minnesota
CategoryA Letter to the Bus Driver Who Left Me at Franklin and Lyndale
Dear Mr. Bus Driver Man:
Let me preface this by saying that you’re probably a really great guy. You probably have two and a half very n..
Video: The Name-Dropping Song
A gossip column, in song.
Voices: Minneapolis, “Mom, Dad … I’m Gay”
Thank you for coming to dinner tonight. I’ve prepared some quinoa and bought some of mom’s favorite Arbor Mist. You may wonder why I’m d..
Tangential Editor Up For Award of Hotness with the Prize of 1,000 Virgins
Minneapolis, Jan 11, 2010. Top news source WinkyLinks has released a classified list of the most coveted and fertile people in the small..
The last night of the 501 Club, told in the style of Justin Taylor
It didn’t have to be this way, I think, as another man’s wife dances next to me on the stage of the 501 Club. It didn’t have to end this w..
Six Degrees of Separation: Baby Jesus to Mark Mallman
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–Katie Sisneros totally fell in love with Mark Mallman at the First Avenue 40th birthday show.
Drunk girl attempts, fails, to sexily hump piano at Shout House 80s night
January 5th, 2010. An extremely inebriated female was pulled from the stage Wednesday night after clumsily trying to hump one of the pi..